*everyone is reading some article about crocodiles…*
Me: Okay…so this first question is asking why tourists are more likely to be attacked than locals…so it’s probably to do with how locals have intrinsic knowledge of the area and the crocodiles and stuff…
Howard: …Or because tourists are stupid.
Christina: Second that, it’s like how foreigners who can’t swim come to the beach and get swept out to sea and stuff ‘cause they aren’t aware of the dangers of Australian waters or whatever.
Me: *singing* …Redback, Funnelweb, Blueringed Octopus~
Me: …Taipan, Tiger Snake and a Box Jellyfish~
Howard: Please stop.
Me: …Stonefish, and the poison thing that lives in a shell~
Howard: Oh my god.
Me: …That spikes you when you pick it up~
Me: …Come to Australia, ya might accidently get killed~! :D
Howard: I’m telling you as a friend, never do that again.